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getting Future’d

When you someone reaches out to you to test the waters to see if you miss them that acknowledges you don’t wanna hear from them but they “couldn’t resist” reaching out anyway.

Named after that meme format of Future texting
Your ex: Hey ik I’m probably the last person you want to hear from rn and we haven’t talked in a minute but I just wanted to wish you a happy labor day ❤️
Your best friend, to you: Bro you’re getting Future’d
by swearwolves October 16, 2022
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Getting a RuPauling

A mysterious sexual act, thought to be similar to a Rusty Trombone but with more pizzazz.
“I was with my partner last night and finally experienced the legendary RuPauling.”

“Man you’re so lucky! I’d love to know what getting a RuPauling is like!”
by CF Enterprises March 17, 2023
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getting vampired

Hiring an albino person to bite someone and run away, then every night sprinkling Molly on their food. During the night they will be high-ish with a good sensation sweeping over their body, but in the morning as the Molly wears off they feel down and unmotivated. Repeating this constantly for multiple nights/forever can lead this person to believe they are in fact a vampire.
James soon after getting vampired bit his father and mother thinking it would save them from aging further.
by PopeVortex May 24, 2023
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Getting political

1. Being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex.

2. Sexually fantasizing about someone of the same sex.

(Term created by Ray Morejon)
"Did you know John made out with Oliver last Tuesday?"
"Bro got political."

John was getting political, or being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex, when he made out with Oliver last Tuesday.
by crispysouup May 30, 2023
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getting riggy with it

when someone is schmoven with power
by veget June 19, 2023
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Getting Pap'd

The situation, as a male, were a female of around your age wants to be your "Mommy" while she is already in a relationship.
Guy 1: "Dude, I was almost getting Pap'd during that cruise holliday"
Guy 2: "You got lucky, you could have found it the hard way"
by LovelyNameIdea July 12, 2023
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getting GronKed

Inserting Werther's caramel bonbons in your or other peoples anus.
Wilfred GronKed himself today. Wilfred also stuffed Richard's fat ass with Werther's, he loves getting GronKed!
by GAGL August 9, 2023
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