football

a sport for fat americans, written by an american

u like football?
No im more of a futbol person actually.

by LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENKINS October 21, 2020

Football

The English game created by British people to be called football NOT soccer, Americans get listening

Football was created by England

by GingerBeth February 19, 2024

Football

Football is a sport (no sh!t Sherlock)

It’s the best and most entertaining sport EVER
and the best player in football is Lionel Messi

Guy 1: hey wanna play football?
Guy 2: sure
Guy 1: 🏈

Guy2: THIS ISNT FOOTBALL LAD THIS IS ⚽️ B!TCH

by alexdevries January 05, 2022

Football

People in their 20s beat the living shit out of each other for a fucking brown ball

Bob: wanna play football

John: sure let’s fuckin beat etchothers asses for a ball
Bob:Bet

by Maddox Spencer March 15, 2022

football

a sports that has two meanings to it so you dont know which one it is

person1: wanna play football
person2:like football?
person1:no, football

by StupidDodo October 17, 2020

Football

Kick a ball into a goal

Also known as soccer

Let’s play football dude

by Mannamedjeff May 15, 2022

Football

A game where grown men fight over a ball

I’m gonna go watch football

by November 08, 2022