flat

1) A peice of land without any hills or valleys.

2) What one might call a girl's chest if she has a little cup size or no boobs at all.

3) A word that is not veiwed as offensive or foul, but can be substituted for any words that are offensive or foul.

1) Charles Ingalls: The prairies are so flat. Myabe I'll build a house here.

2) Drew: Dude, Amy is so flat.
Nick: She's only three years old...

3) Paul: Flat! What the flat is going on here?!
Marie: Just shut the flat up! You would never flatting understand anyway!
Joe: Flat you marie! You flatting flat! I never want to flatting see your flatting face ever flatting again!

Paul: You're such a flat...

by Cha, brahhh. (: June 10, 2010

10 Seconds Flat

A common term of unknown origin, in which a person claims to be able to complete a task in 10.00 seconds. Existed long before the existance of My Little Pony: Friendship is magic

You see that tree over there? I can run there and back in 10 seconds flat.

by Shiraga August 28, 2011

flat tire

A sex act where the male intentionally loses his erection.

I totally gave this chick a flat tire last night. She was pissed, but at least it wasn't a blow out.

by Josh Hug December 4, 2009

Flat Jerry

A penis fart common in old men and related to the queif

That flat jerry hurt a little

i just flat jerried

dude, do you smell that flat jerry

by rabidhobbo October 25, 2011

Floot

A person who is so shit at rust he can’t inside a 3 man and has 1000 hours

Bro this guy is a floot

by Mistermanbigpeen1234 October 18, 2020

lay flat swag

when wearing a hanes lay flat colar t-shirt.

dude that kid has no bacon neck....ya i know he has lay flat swag

by csdefc January 21, 2011

Froat

An insult or an exclamation that can be used safely for children or Chrstians.

You are a froat.

What the froat is this?

Get the froat out of here.

by Vince November 30, 2003