Fortnite

One of the main reasons 2018 should never have happened. Among others... (like, no nut November...etc)

Friend: hey u wanna play FOOORTNIIITE?
Me: shut the fuck up.

Friend:Fortnite sucks...
Me: No wonder we're friends

by BrokenFortress December 2, 2018

Fortnite

A game that most obese children ages 8-16 play 24/7.

kid: "wanna play fortnite Jimmy?"
Jimmy: "lol sure but let's go down to your mom's basement to play it"

by REAL LIFE NORMIE™ December 12, 2018

Fortnite

A popular and cancerous third party shooter game that makes the future generation more dumber than it was before.

If I hear one more person talk about Fortnite, I'm going to leave this planet.

by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

Fortnite

Cancer

The doctor diagnosed me with Fortnite.

by Markass Brownlee December 27, 2018

fortnite

The most epic game for 9-year olds. It’s free, but if you don’t buy a skin then you’re a looser. That means it’s not free cause nobody wants to be a looser

IM A FORTNITE GAMER
IM NOT A VIRGIN, JUST AN EPIC GAMER/FORTNITE GAMER

by god 420 69 911 January 6, 2019

fortnite

A game which will grab all your money and spend it on v-bucks then makes you grab your mom’s credit card and spend 500 dollars on fortnite to buy you v-bucks

Also it’s very popular because people watch it and it’s in season 19

I have aimbot in fortnite
This game is trash

by Nikrtguyutiyih January 6, 2019

Fortnite

Some dumbass game full of dumbass squeakers, hackers, sweaty tryhard streamers, and uglyass nibbas. This game BROKE 2018. It has also BROKEN relationships. This fucking game has almost fucked up humanity.

Dumbass Squeaker: OMFG, OMFG, OMFG, I JUST GOT MY FIRST WIN ON FORTNITE!!!

Dumbass Squeakers Mom: STFU Jerry, its just some randomass game!

by Booost_Junkyy January 15, 2019