Ethan

Ethan is a very horny teenage boy who spends his time skateboarding, vaping, and drinking monsters rather than doing his homework. He's really tall and a bit of a loner but he's really popular with the ladies. He gets bullied by Chad but he doesn't care and he has a godly taste in music. You may not want to admit it, but Ethan is way cooler than you.

Chad: Ethan's such a fucking loser ahaha
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭

Ethan by cumslut collector October 18, 2020

Ethan

Ethan's a really tall leftist skater boy. He's not very popular, and probably gets bullied but he doesn't care. He's really sad and horny all the time but it works out because he's pretty popular with the ladies. Ethan has a nicotine addiction and drinks too much monster energy. He also has a godly taste in music. He plays guitar and writes music but will only play you his music if he trusts you, which isn't very likely. Whether you like it or not, Ethan is cooler than you.

Chad: haha Ethan you fucking loser go write a song about cutting yourself or something emo trash
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*

Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭

Ethan by cumslut collector October 18, 2020

Ethan

This is my name, but...

We are usually weird as fuck in elementary school, being the weird, "stinky" kids, but all we wanted to do was just fit in, but as we grow older, we usually obtain lesser interests and become a lot more normal, if you will, and we are usually very laid back, chill, love gaming and sports a little too much, and we are usually overweight, but we love to cuddle, go on long drives, plane rides, hates skydiving or bungee jumping, usually likes the shit sports teams and we are very understanding and easy to talk to most of the time. We are also funny as hell, like we are born comedians, all we do is make people laugh, and we are also extremely SUS, to a point where people start to think that we might actually be gay. And we are really good at cuddling as well, our big, chubby bodies keep you warm most of the time

"Ayo Ethan, I have no clue if your just super dirty or gay"
"Ethan's cuddles are so warm, it made me fall asleep"
"Ethan did not like bungee jumping off the bridge"

Ethan by Brazilian Redneck October 20, 2020

Ethan

A sexy sexy sexy sexy man who everyone loves. He is loved by everyone and everyone wants to make out with him.

Person 1: Did you see Ethan?
Person 2: Oh yeah I just wanna make out with him.

Ethan by bruhman6969 October 24, 2020

ethan

ethan is sexy asf and everyone loves him. hes funny and cool and so likeable. he also likes this guy named kurapika

"shut up youre not ethan so i dont like you"

ethan by emo white boy 🙌👨‍🎤 October 25, 2020

Ethan

A word used to describe someone who is awful at something

How did you not save that you absolute Ethan

Ethan by Jemall October 25, 2020

Ethan

He is the best guy alive. Some people compare him to god, but he doesn't accept it. He is really good at soccer and football. You should see him as running-back, he is a G.O.A.T. All the girls want to date him.

Dude 1: Hey, who is Ethan?
Dude 2: Bruh, you don't know him?
Dude 1: No, I don't.
Dude 2: Why am I wasting my time with you.

Ethan by Wat Up, Ethan October 28, 2020