The English

The most common plague in 25% of the world

1: Did you hear about the civil war in Ethiopia?
2: Was it the English?

by Yerdas Selzavon May 28, 2021

The full English

The state of not waxing one's bikini line. As opposed to a Hollywood, or Brazilian.

Synonyms: 'sideburns where my thighs turn', 'the full yeti'

Angela Barnes's friend Amanda says she sports the full English.

by sofa232 May 29, 2021

English Ignorance

An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.

Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.

I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.

You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.

I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.

by Ninjacat1357392 June 1, 2021

English Dentist

Similar to the Donkey Punch but instead of punching the person in the back of the head, you twist their head and punch them in the mouth, knocking out their teeth.

Karen needed an ice pack after I gave her an English Dentist last week.

by Captain Lazer Face June 10, 2021

English or Spanish

A challenge of who can stand completely still, the loser is in most cases called Gay for losing.

Person 1: English or Spanish

Person 2: English

Person 1: Whoever moves first is gay
(Both stop moving)

by 88th Fox August 17, 2024

English or spanish

A meme that came from a Tiktok video.
The reason they ask english or spanish is to catch their attention, making them say what language they speak in.
Then, they catch them offguard.

Tyrone: Hey, Jose!
Jose: Yes?
Tyrone: Do you speak English or Spanish? I forgot.
Jose: Spanish.
Tyrone: El que se mueva, es gay.
Jose: ...

by Mr Morale September 16, 2024

Borati English

Broken English which is spoken in a professional tone/casual tone. This is also commonly spoken by non native English speakers.

Guy: Yo what's good?
Borat: It is good.
Guy: What's your name?
Borat: My name Borat.

Guy: Hello.
Indo-Pakistani: Helloo.
Guy: ...
Indo-Pakistani: Why very quiet?

"It appears we have come across Borati English."

by pakpineapple September 20, 2024