by BigDickDave9012 October 14, 2017
Get the Emilymug. Emily is an all around wonderful person. She has an outgoing, loving, and hilarious personality. Her laugh is contagious, and her smile can warm your heart and brighten your day no matter what’s going on. If you find yourself dating Emily, then congratulations! She’s a one of a kind girl who’s truly beautiful inside and out, and you’re lucky to have her. She’s the sweetest, most loving person you’ve ever met, and her kisses and hugs are better than anything else in the whole world! She’s an incredible girlfriend who makes you feel loved beyond belief and will end up meaning the world to you. Just make sure she’s fed properly. She also has some pretty dank memes!
Dude guy: “listen man”
Dude guy 2: “what’s up?”
Dude guy: “I heard you done got an Emily, man. Is that true, I just wanna know?”
Dude guy 2: “I mean, shit, to be honest with you, man, she’s a... Total Emily, and I’m so lucky to have such a lovely, beautiful, woman in my life”
Dude guy: “oh sick, I’m so happy for you bud.”
Guy in the back seat: “... guys, what’s with the all these bananas?”
Dude guys together: “P o t a s s i u m”
Dude guy 2: “what’s up?”
Dude guy: “I heard you done got an Emily, man. Is that true, I just wanna know?”
Dude guy 2: “I mean, shit, to be honest with you, man, she’s a... Total Emily, and I’m so lucky to have such a lovely, beautiful, woman in my life”
Dude guy: “oh sick, I’m so happy for you bud.”
Guy in the back seat: “... guys, what’s with the all these bananas?”
Dude guys together: “P o t a s s i u m”
by OpotassiumO June 20, 2018
Get the Emilymug. Emily is an annoying twerp! she is outrageously stupid and ugly. This girl (i mean boi) is a hag. she’s tall like a giant snail. She looks like a box. plain and brown. she classisms she is mexican but really she identifies as a pig. be carful because this pig will eat up. I hate her. spit on any emily’s you see.
isabella: ew emily what a pig *spit*
Emily: Why did you spit on me!
isabella: because you are a hag *slap*
Emily: Why did you spit on me!
isabella: because you are a hag *slap*
by aggdkdjdbhejrjdjdirhdbdhdh March 9, 2020
Get the Emilymug. Emily is like nails on a chalkboard. I HATE that name and Emily will probably be 16 and pregnant, even though she says she’s a devout Christian. She’ll say you are going to be the first to get pregnant but’s end up pregnant and boyfriend-less. She doesn’t have a boyfriend because she questions everything her boyfriend says and does, and then blames him. If her birthday is between may-July, DUMP THAT BITCH.
emily : why were you talking to my boyfriend?
You: we’re in the same class?
Emily: can you just...not talk to him and be a good friend
You: no?
Emily: whatever
You: we’re in the same class?
Emily: can you just...not talk to him and be a good friend
You: no?
Emily: whatever
by TheDonaldTrump February 22, 2020
Get the Emilymug. 
by asdnhtg4r3t March 6, 2020
Get the Emilymug.