Kinder Surprise Egg

When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.

“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”

by DickRichards May 27, 2018

Fast as egg

Gaining a large amount of likes on your post on social network.
Inspired by egg post on instagram profile @world_record_egg.

Yooo that post is fast as egg.

by Yaboiy420 January 13, 2019

Butter your egg roll

A sexual act in which one with a penis jerks off, cums, and then uses said cum as lubricant for another jerking off.

"having trouble sleeping? Butter your egg roll before bed for the deepest sleep you'll ever have"

by barb-a-q January 27, 2019

cage free egg

A filthy rich male who can't or won't buy themselves a scalp full of hair, even though they could build a research facility dedicated to a permanent cure for alopecia with a token amount of their wealth, never mind just grafting some rabbit fur on their head. Usually used in reference to an unattached male or bachelor (hence cage free), someone possessing significant wealth, affluent social status, or other specific and desirable personal qualities.

Jeff Bezos is the world's richest cage free egg.

by whoisboris February 13, 2019

Fry an egg on it, ya heard!

A confirmation, when something is termed hot.

Kid 1- Dang, Bartolomeu! That Jacket you rockin is Hot!

Barto- Fry an egg on it, Ya heard!

by AZ-Daddy November 16, 2019

Fuck an Egg

An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.

Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.

Me: oh, fuck an egg.

by Sonotwhat-I-thought November 25, 2019

Peanut butter egg

When you put your balls in the butt region with peanut butter on them

Damn fam you got some peanut butter egg

by Caboose1256 March 21, 2020