Ear Wormhole

When you do a search on YouTube for a song and an after an hour of random videos you wonder WTF did you just watch.

I just did a search for that Michael Bolton video and went down an ear wormhole.

by MadmanGta February 24, 2017

stink ear

The cat version of stink eye - when their ears are lowered against their head.

i accidently stepped on my cat's tail and he's been giving me stink ears all day.

by cyndij November 19, 2010

ear cream pie

when a guy jizzes in a girls ear, then rubs it all around in her ear with his dick.

mrs. figgy was having hearing problems so i gave the bitch an ear cream pie but it didnt help her at all so i spongebobed her and knocked out her teeth with the sponge which she ate instantly upon waking up.

by creamsoduh November 1, 2007

Right Earring Rule

The rule in which any male wears an earring in his right ear is deemed 'gay' or 'homosexual'. If they have one in their left ear too, they are not gay, but more expressing their feminine side

Jimmy: Hey dude, you think that Carl follows the Right Earring Rule?

Johnny: Of course not! He only has a piercing in his right ear, he is so totally gay.

by jAsOn'S dElI69 May 23, 2011

ear eating out

When a someone stic ktheir toung into their partners ears and nibbles the lobe, cartalige, and tounges the inside. Sounds nasty, but it drives people freaking crazy. BOYS CAN ORGASM OFF THIS

I totally didnt know Mike liked it so much when i hate out his hear. It started moaning and shit.

Yeah, my girls loves ear eating out. She started sdhaking once. I just wished she'd clean it out a bit more.

by HannahxCore July 4, 2006

box your ears

To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.

The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.

by DR March 13, 2005

Pissing in my ear

1.A phrase used to admonish someone when you know they are outright lying to you to try to get over on you.

2.Thinly veiled line of BS aimed at fooling someone who you think is less intelligent then you are.

Quit pissing in my ear mother fucker, I already know what happened.

That fool is straight pissing in your ear and telling you it's raining.

by ninjoe January 20, 2009