star-crossed exes

The opposite of star-crossed lovers, those who are meant to be together but they are pulling themselves away, they are soulmates that completly deny it, either because they physically exes or they think they’re relationship is just temporary until one moves away.

“Its a shame Justin and Bailey broke up, they were perfect for eachother! But now they’re both cold and distant from eachother. Guess now they really are star-crossed exes.” (it is used as noun or an adjective)

by Trian December 29, 2023

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Bombastic Family Execution

When the killer gives the bombastic side eye before executing an entire family.

Today At 4pm a Bombastic Family Execution was commited in Oklahoma.

by Gertist January 24, 2024

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Diet and exercise

Would be a waste of time if I'm just going to kill a kid and then myself. And if you're going to rob me of the most significant technological advancement in humanity I have no reason to do anything other than that.

Hym "So... No diet and exercise! I don't like to waste my own time. I've never done it and I won't start now."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

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Be a pro and execute

Try really hard to meet minimum standards

Team, tomorrow at practice be a pro and execute.

by Southern Double D January 29, 2025

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Signing an executive order

To shit your pants in public.

The President refused to take questions after signing an executive order in the Oval Office today. Observers described a wet sound and sudden stench before the President abruptly departed.

by Pádraig February 2, 2026

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