A male who likes sex even though he is clearly too young and too uneducated for it. He will pretend to care and like the girl until he gets her alone in her house, to which he tries to get it in.
Haley: "I went out with him for a long time, I thought he loved me! But one time he came to my house, turns out he's just a Dylan."
Ellen: After a year of pretending to love me, I saw how he was a true Dylan when he came to my house.
Ellen: After a year of pretending to love me, I saw how he was a true Dylan when he came to my house.
by maryandhaleyarecool November 29, 2010
Get the Dylan mug.A term invented by the band "The Whales", a word that is part of a song they wrote called 'Michael Jackson is the Best'. The song was written by the drummer of the band Sam when he was 6 years old.
It is said that he had a mental block and could not think of anything that rhymed with the word 'alone'.
It is said that he had a mental block and could not think of anything that rhymed with the word 'alone'.
Example 1.
Sam: Here are the lyrics for my song:
Michael Jackson is the best
Michael Jackson is the best in the world
When Michael Jackson is alone
He never takes a delone
Matt and Adam: What's a delone?
Example 2: Present Day
Matt: Oh man, I'm so stoked right now
Adam: Maybe you need to take a delone
Sam: Here are the lyrics for my song:
Michael Jackson is the best
Michael Jackson is the best in the world
When Michael Jackson is alone
He never takes a delone
Matt and Adam: What's a delone?
Example 2: Present Day
Matt: Oh man, I'm so stoked right now
Adam: Maybe you need to take a delone
by TheWhales March 30, 2008
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The dumbest, most annoying motherfucker is the entire world. If you see a Dylan Bragdon, shoot him on sight and or keep walking.
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by group work save May 18, 2017
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by red clan January 11, 2019
Get the dylan mug.A guy who studied literally every fact ever and now knows it. Team with him in trivia. He will fact check u though and is very serious so don’t start arguing with him. Also is terrible at minecraft and games in general. He’s trashhhhh. Dylan’s will also bully you, and won’t let you see their sister. 0/10. 🤬🤬🤬
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