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The Dude Disease

An illness commonly seen in heterosesxual Males, who firmly believe their sexuality defines their contact with other males.

Common side effects include, but are not limited to, Declining hugging another male with the excuse of it being gay. Joking about an action referring to it as gay although it is a gay action and or a plague.

Currently there is no known cure, myths lead to believe that the possible cure could be accepting the fact that just because you do specific things with another male doesn't employ that it is a sexuality that you are not, but this has not been statistically proven.
Tom: Hey, uh..not feeling too well..can i have a hug?
Jimmy: What the fuck? No, that's fucking gay.
Tom: Do you have The Dude Disease?
Jimmy: The fuck is that?
by PiiKayFare September 20, 2018
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Chillet dude

by Fcfcys December 31, 2019
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assah dude

by poqiutj December 13, 2017
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dude soup

A hottub that is occupied by only men.
It looks like we have a real good dude soup going on here.
by dude-soup May 6, 2018
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Dude Food

When two straight man suck each other's dicks. No homo.
"Hey man, can I get some dude food?" *unzips pants*
"Hell yeah my dude!"
(No Homo implied)
by bing bing bung June 23, 2016
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an actual dude

Not a fuckboy, actually has a life, isn't playin.

Compliments your looks but supports your goals.
"Hey Chloe, are you talking to anyone right now?"

"Oh, yea, turns out I am, he's an actual dude,"
by Heavenlybeing February 28, 2020
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