Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.

Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs

by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

somebody call a doctor

Somebody call a doctor?

Brooklyn guy: somebody call a doctor?

by anonymous June 24, 2023

Catholic Social Doctrine

"Catholic is as sane as people get" ~ The Guy who had a pretty substantial mental breakdown before his death. Aron Ra one called Catholics "Mary-Worshiping Pagans" and I'd expound on that to say "Mary-Worshiping pagans who have afforded themselves and infinite number of cosmic mulligans yet afford 0 to everyone else."

Hym "So, what you can expect to get from anyone promoted by Jordan Peterson is someone who promotes a Catholic Social Doctrine. Or, for the layman, being ruled by Catholicism... Regardless of whether or not you're a Catholic... And if you don't accept his ethos... Your life CAN'T have any meaning... Because his ethos IS THE THING GIVES LIFE MEANING. You see how you have to assume his ethos ad hoc for his ethos to work? Which is why I told you all a while ago: Never vote for anyone that Jordan Peterson promotes. Or anyone who associates with him. Actively vote against them!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

The Gotye Doctrine

When a musical artist posts one hit song and never again.

Person 1: Yo, have you heard of Fly Away by Tones and I?
Person 2: What? I only heard of Dance Monkey!
Person: Lol, she is following The Gotye Doctrine.

by kotwc June 1, 2024

Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ritani "Sparta" Doctorate: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

Serial Killer Doctor

Serial Killer Doctor: A medical professional, like Harold Shipman, who murders there patients. This term highlights the chilling betrayal of trust between doctor and patients.

Lee: Bruv I was watching this YouTube documentary about the serial killer doctor Harold Shipman the other day—did you know he murdered over 200 elderly patients?
Frank: Yeah bruv, it's mental, init? he must of said to them Trust me, I’m a doctor LOL.
Lee: Bruv, you're a funny geezer.
Frank: LOL.
Lee. LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 22, 2026

Get behind me doctor!

The sexual interaction of 2 homosexuals in the game Team Fortress 2 such as Russian soldier in the "Gravel War" Misha or Heavy or the German Medical Assistance Dr. Ludwig or Medic.

"Get behind me doctor!" "Ja!"

by darnitpeoplewhoalreadyusedname February 9, 2026