Fabreze Dogged

Your dog stinks to high heaven, but you're too lazy to give it a bath, so you spray it with Fabreze.

Joe: Dude, Ellen called and said she was on her way over, so I fabreze dogged Winston.

Brandon: Dude, you're some kind of freakin' genius!

by iconoguy November 8, 2009

cheeser dogged

To be fucked over in a situation in a retarded manner.

"man that j4 just cheeser dogged me right outta that bush"

by lemon sang September 5, 2014

shooing the dog

When your best mates hands are down your mrs's pants and she wakes up

She woke up to find him shooing the dog

by The shining finger March 29, 2015

dick dogged

When u get fucked over especially by athorities

Bro i got pulled over doing 100 in 30 and the cop totally dick dogged me.

by Findarr January 10, 2017

dog paralysis

When you can’t move because your dog is laying in your lap and you don’t want to disturb him

“Hey bro can you go get me my laptop, Jax is asleep so I got dog paralysis”

by Doggydoggydog December 13, 2019

Cancer dog

A relatively obscure New York street food consisting of 15 cigarette butts on a pretzel.

Can I get a cancer dog?

by Cancerous Spaghetti-O's June 20, 2019

Kevin the dog

The guy with the most big dick energy in the neighborhood.

Here comes Kevin the dog! You know he's got so much bde that he should have his own theme song.

by UncleRonnie October 9, 2019