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dirt nap

When you smoke mersh and it makes you real tired so you take a dirt or mersh nap.
That F***ing mersh made me tired, im gonna go take a dirt nap.
by Shanana pookie Jones May 30, 2007
mugGet the dirt napmug.

Wisco Dirt Star

When a wisconsinite puts cheese curds in a condom and freezes it. After it’s frozen it’s used as anal beads.
Did you hear, Tommy gave Chad the Wisco dirt star last night.
by Asstin_powers123 September 9, 2023
mugGet the Wisco Dirt Starmug.

Dirt Circle Destroyer

After I took a crap I wiped my ass with some dirt circle destroyer. Ending up with shit all over my tips.
by dirt_circle_destroyer July 8, 2016
mugGet the Dirt Circle Destroyermug.

Drown a Dirt Squirrel

byron "hey im going to drown a dirt squirrel"
tim "WHAT!!"

byron " im going to take a shit"
by lunchboxxx21689 February 22, 2013
mugGet the Drown a Dirt Squirrelmug.

Straight Out The Dirt

When someone is born into poverty and becomes wealthy, they may say they got their money "straight out the dirt". Going from rags to riches without handouts.

Popularized by E-40's song "Straight out the dirt". The lyrics state "I went from nothing to something, I had to make this shit work. Came up from nothing, I got it straight out the dirt".
*E-40 pulls up in a ferrari*
Hater: "Ha, your dad buy you that?"
E-40: "Nah, I got it straight out the dirt"
by YuhBoy_Joe May 14, 2018
mugGet the Straight Out The Dirtmug.

Russian Dirt

A guy who looks like a dirty Russian...likes to get down and dirty with a lot of girls
by Idcapthatgirl August 31, 2016
mugGet the Russian Dirtmug.

Dirt monkey

A guy that likes to butt fuck another guy
Shawn and Timmy work together. Timmy wants to be Shawn dirt monkey but Shawn likes girls.
by Champ69 November 21, 2017
mugGet the Dirt monkeymug.

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