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Up The Ding

Up The Ding refers to the greatest football team to grace the South of England (Reading Football Club) Up The Shagging Ding
Who’s got the EFL points record? That’ll be Reading FC! Up the Ding!
by Uptheshaggingding January 29, 2024
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Ding Dong Ditcher

A Ding Dong Ditcher is a man who goes around impregnating several women, but doesn’t pay child support, is an absent father to all of his kids, and avoids all responsibility.

Example: Nick cannon and Elon Musk could be construed as DDD, but they have money. A true DDD is broke and a mooch— a scrub. No one knows how they keep getting anyone to sleep with them.
“Dave is such a ding dong ditcher. He has 4 kids and 4 baby mama, with a 5th on the way, but doesn’t know any of their birthdays or middle names.”

“Dave keeps ding dong ditching so much that his wages are finally getting garnished.
by Master WD Smith July 31, 2025
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Ding Dong

Did you just fucking search for ding dong? Why the fuck would you search for that? Are you fucking retarded? Are you just THAT bored? You know what,fine! I'll tell you! Its another word for penis, dipshit.
Why the fuck is ding dong in your god damn search history?!
by ColorfulMarshadow April 16, 2020
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ding

ding is a word that u say when u see a cripple or something stupid happens
one time i went to apple bees and screamed ding at the ppl in there
by air-bear is me February 24, 2008
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Ding dong

She has one big ding dong! -σя- His ding dong is a pretty big one!
by Destiny-Destiny June 1, 2018
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Bing Ding Ding

An internet meme used to describe a Chinese penis.
You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?
Your sex slave: PLEASE LET MY FAMILY GO. I AM DEPRIVED OF ALL NUTRIENTS, TAKE ME IF NOT THEM.
You: Wanna see the Bing Chilling, or my... Bing ding ding?
by Enderdragon2032//4_7D January 17, 2022
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ding ding hug

When your butt ass naked and give someone a hug.
No no please I don't want a ding ding hug from you son
by Smasher69 December 10, 2016
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