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dick lifts

The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.
Just came back from doing d-lifts (dick lifts) at the gym
by Chrispy Creame June 26, 2014
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curried dick

The result of a failed rape. The would-be rapist is enticed into oral sex, at which point the victim promptly severs the penis, with her (or his, whatever) teeth. Thus bitten the fuck off, the penis is stewed with curry, and assorted vegetables of your choosing. Sharing with the attacker is optional, but hilarious.
Touch me again and it'll be curried dick for supper.
by jamesonsteinsteen March 11, 2011
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dodge dick

A person who usually drives a piece of shit, rusted out old dodge ram or a lifted ram who has a small dick and parks like an asshole
Person A - Look at that third gen cummins parked up on that curb
Person B - Looks like dodge dick to me
by Boobs taste nice October 8, 2019
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Dick bass

A twangy, slappy style of bass guitar playing, that resembles the sound of a man's erect penis plucking the strings of the bass guitar.
The song "Fly Away" by Lenny Kravitz has a prominent dick bass player.
by Vykkdraygo September 1, 2009
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Dick-Farm

A symphony of two separate alcoholic mixed drinks at Harry's Bar & Grill in Bloomsburg, Pa. This double headed dragon includes a simple rum and coke(double if your not a pussy) and the genuinely crafted Damian native of Harrys. The Damian is a red constructions of death that includes an array of rums with a heap of 151 in it.

This double fisted death mix must be drank through two separate straws simultaneously and has been known to cause boys to become men, ugly and fat girls to become tolerable and a high percentage chance of blacking out.

*Proceed with caution.
-"Hey bro, what the fuck are you double fisting the shit out of"
-"\Whaaat, this double headed dragon is a Dick-Farm"
-"Have fun having sex with fat girls and blacking out dude"
by farmdicki March 8, 2011
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onion dick

a penis that is too big and too hard that it makes a girl cry.
Antonio's onion dick made Jess cry in pain.
by welovepenis123 December 4, 2016
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Dick Turkey

An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".
Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"
by CK1629 January 23, 2010
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