Intoxicated by fanny, particularly during early stages of a new relationship with a cracking bird, incapable of rational thought owing to proximity to and availability of regular gash. Can also be applied to people overcome by proximity to minor celebrities.
by Bronze John December 21, 2008
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Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"
Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"
Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"
by ClydeBarker October 24, 2009
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A whole new level of intoxication. Three football fields past blackout-drunk.
Symptoms of NAPO-Drunk include, but are not limited to: Talking with your eyes closed, spitting on the floor despite being inside a house, binge eating of uncooked frozen meats, reoccurring need to "pound it", hug people and using phrased such as "I got this on lockdown". In extreme situations someone who is NAPO-Drunk will wake up multiple times after being put to bed and will reemerge in nothing more than hole-y underwear, run out into the street and try and "hide" from people while calling himself a "ninja".
Symptoms of NAPO-Drunk include, but are not limited to: Talking with your eyes closed, spitting on the floor despite being inside a house, binge eating of uncooked frozen meats, reoccurring need to "pound it", hug people and using phrased such as "I got this on lockdown". In extreme situations someone who is NAPO-Drunk will wake up multiple times after being put to bed and will reemerge in nothing more than hole-y underwear, run out into the street and try and "hide" from people while calling himself a "ninja".
Wow! You were NAPO-Drunk last night. You woke up AGAIN wearing only your boxers, went into the kitchen and threw a shotglass down the sink and turned on the garbage disposal as a distraction for you as you ran out the back door and hid in the neighborhood. You didn't come back for 2 hours!
by Tara H. & Holden McGroin July 25, 2011
Get the NAPO-Drunk mug.Becoming drunk to the point of anger or easy irritability at items around but not related to the source of anger.
the first recorded use of the term "fuck salad drunk" was when a drunk man sat down at a restaurant with some friends, and ordered food. when the waitress returned he asked where his steak was. she said it was on the way soon and set down his salad, that came with the meal. he exclaimed "fuck salad!" and smacked the dish from the table, yelling "i want my steak!". the term spread from there to include all forms of over inebriation.
by hurricane boxstep May 2, 2010
Get the fuck salad drunk mug.When you get really drunk at night & then wake up and start drinking and telling embellished stories that fill in the parts of the night you don't remember - thus whiting them out and writing in whatever's funny.
HungoverNikon: Dude, we drank a lot of developer last night, eh?
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Yeah, I guess. I've had about five pints this morning. How'd you develop last night?
HungoverNikon: A bunch of rad longshots of the X-Games & some underwater stuff diving off Catalina.
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Oh dude, I started out with some nude test shots & then I got really dosed. I had NBA sequences that A_tiba shot, K_ston sequences that A_tiba shot, & some N_SC_R stills that A_tiba shot, no big deal. I also got news that I'm shipping to NY for a job T_rry's shooting of KM... but like I said no big deal.
HungoverNikon: Sounds like you were white out drunk
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Yeah, I guess. I've had about five pints this morning. How'd you develop last night?
HungoverNikon: A bunch of rad longshots of the X-Games & some underwater stuff diving off Catalina.
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Oh dude, I started out with some nude test shots & then I got really dosed. I had NBA sequences that A_tiba shot, K_ston sequences that A_tiba shot, & some N_SC_R stills that A_tiba shot, no big deal. I also got news that I'm shipping to NY for a job T_rry's shooting of KM... but like I said no big deal.
HungoverNikon: Sounds like you were white out drunk
by bbq_ringworm September 26, 2012
Get the white out drunk mug.God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.
by fucking drunks October 1, 2006
Get the drunk mug.-What you call Abbys drunk alter-ego. A completely different person than sober Abby. Very flirty. Usually ready to fuck anything and everything. Says whatever she can to get laid and drunk texts anyone she can think of at the time. Basically Abby without a brain or reasoning skills.
-She uses this as an excuse to get out of what she did the night before because she doesn't know how to control her drunk self.
-She uses this as an excuse to get out of what she did the night before because she doesn't know how to control her drunk self.
Phil- man abby you were all over that shit last night!
Abby- Ah man I don't like them! Why did you let me get that drunk?
Phil- Hey Im not yo mama take care of your own damn self
Abby- Fuck why didn't I think of that
Will- whoa abby was alll over me last night, I thought she hated me
John- was she drinking?
Will- yeah
John- Oh that was Drunk Abby not Abby.
Abby- Ah man I don't like them! Why did you let me get that drunk?
Phil- Hey Im not yo mama take care of your own damn self
Abby- Fuck why didn't I think of that
Will- whoa abby was alll over me last night, I thought she hated me
John- was she drinking?
Will- yeah
John- Oh that was Drunk Abby not Abby.
by cocolove67 November 30, 2010
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