condoleeza rice

Not the most intelligent black woman in America. Whoever said so was racist, bigoted, or otherwise had their head up their ass, because publicly sucking up to and almost dating married white men in power and leeching off of their fame does not make you smart or talented or a good example for others. Monica did that much. And does she really have an identity or set of accomplishments apart from Bush? I don't think so. Not to mention the example on that definition just shamed the Republican party more, if that's possible.

Wow, look! Condoleeza Rice can play piano! Just like most middle school children! And she has enough sense to kiss up to to The Man! That must make her terribly smart for one of "them"...

by Lady Mephisto April 24, 2008

condom-wank

A condom-wank is a jack-off session a guy has while wearing a condom so there's no clean-up required.

I sometimes have a condom-wank because there's no clean-up required!

by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021

condom dick

The scent of your dick after you have sexual intercourse wearing a condom.

Friend: "Bro, what's that smell? It kinda smells like rubber."
Me: "it's just condom dick bro'"

Sex, dick, vagina, smell, condom

by Lyseegee May 17, 2016

Condom broth

The residual liquid from boiling a used condom or creating a thin soup from used condoms

Ben L. Enjoys a warm cup of condom broth when he has a cold

by Condom Broth for Christ June 23, 2017

concocktion

A concocktion is when you make a drink with your dick. Or when your cum and your partners' saliva or any bodily juices engage

"Hey don't drink that. That's one of Harold's concocktions"

by oiufvbnm May 21, 2018

jalapeno condom

1. when someone uses a jalapeno flavored condom

2. when a crazy bastard rubs jalapeno on his dick to make it spicy

1. damn that guy uses jalapeno condoms
2. oh making your own jalapeno condom burns

by julian27 March 15, 2010

Garbage bag condom

A type of condom someone uses when thier penis is over 9.7 inches long and whoever uses it can sometimes be a fag

Nick: just got my garbage bag condom
(Girls blushing)

Darth Vader: hey give me my garbage bag condom you gay retard

(Girls now laughing)
Girls: hehehe what's the size of yours... 2 and a half inches

(Nick now walking away crying in the distance)

Darth Vader: now who wants to have some fun if you know what I mean

Girls: ew your discusting go away from us you fag

Nick: haha at least I'm not the fag in here

by swaghetti and memeballs March 26, 2017