commander squirtles

Just my way of saying Fuck you, and you and you and oh yeah fuck you. Oh fuck me? No, no, no sir, Fuck You. Making a statement or taking a stand with or with out anyone else standing beside me.

Commander Squirtles says she bets, BOOM goes the dynamite.

by Grems May 14, 2018

comesticate

Verb - a portmanteau of comestibles (food items) and to masticate (to chew, to chomp, to gnaw); a word used between two overeducated people when talking about eating.

"After you comesticate your breakfast, I will assist you with the perambulator.

by sharkyjoe August 6, 2018

Commando

Being convicted of statutory rape while working/attending Hendersonville High School

John: You hear about the JROTC Commander at HHS?
Shaun Holinsworth: Yessir he was a true commando

by Mark Anderton August 29, 2018

Comma Confidence

The confidence one feels having learned where to place, and when not to place, a comma.

Tired of suffering from comma insecurity, Charles studied and achieved comma confidence.

by but for September 13, 2018

commander gooch

A person in position of authority. Often challenged by grunts who stand no chance at all. Also a Fearless leader who will go to war for you, and be the first one in and last one out. A “commander gooch” does not give a fuck about your excuses, only your production. Don’t be a piker and you’ll be on his good side.

Fuck bro! Commander gooch turned off my tools...I must be a piker.

by Qdizzle November 16, 2018

comma hello

when you fuck someone but you really dont wanna fuck him

-Yo bro last night was a comma hello with this whore!
-Yo bro that sucks!

by glassofpoo November 25, 2018

comma hello

when you fuck someone who you dont wanna fuck

-Yo bro last night was a comma hello with this whore jasmin!
-Yo bro that sucks!!!!!

by glassofpoo November 25, 2018