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2013 here I come!

Something to say to any idiot who thinks the world will end on 2012
guy 1: hey man have you seen the movie 2012?
guy 2: Yeah it sucked so much dick.
guy 1: What?
guy 2: aw fuck you the world neva gon end 2013 here I come!
by Boneless chickun September 10, 2012
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Come Hea

A term used to get your woman to come to you.
I told her to come hea, but then she told me, "No you come hea."
by SLIZRONER November 9, 2008
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whore.com+tax

A girl (usually an ex of yours or a friends) that is exceptionally good at being a whore
Friend: "Hey, did you hear what your ex did!?"
You: "I really dont give a shit cuz she is a whore.com+tax."
by TrxR4Tony August 12, 2003
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Comeau

n. Someone who is a fan of the Louisiana Booty Call, anal probes, acne sex, gay old men porn, bisexual women with hairy twats, and Mongolian bow wows. Also someone who skips first base and goes right to shitting on their partners chest.

v. the act of fisting males anus whilst docking.

a. another term for being homosexual to all of your straight friends.
n. Dude this comeau was doing the dirtiest things with me last night.

v. i was comeauing with my dad the evening before last.

a. Eric, stop being comeau.
by ronnie willz November 17, 2011
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Come Clean

A song released in 1994 by a rapper named Jeru the Damaja. This song has one of the greatest beats ever composed for rap music. The beat has which has been widely compared to dripping water and hammers banging on pipes. That, and a scratch of Onyx screaming "Uh-oh! HEADS UP cause we're dropping some shit" It was also laced with tight lyrics by Jeru, a great song on a great album.
by Fantasticababo October 12, 2004
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come down on

To eat or partake in eating with another person.
by j.penson May 22, 2008
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come here bitch

A term used between loved ones to express that they want the other person to come over to where they are, in a non-threatening manner.
Father to little daughter in suburban shopping mall: Come here bitch!
by ApexB September 25, 2005
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