Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off

"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear

LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER

by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019

Clock One Up

a female version of bone, to have sex with.

Girl: I want to clock you up one.
Last night, me and him clocked one up.
Tommorrow I'm going to clock one up with him.

by Coral123 November 26, 2009

Clock

Abrir un programa que no querías abrir
Sinónimo de malclickar

"He hecho clock en el Autocad"

by megustaelagua November 8, 2020

clock jargon

When you ask someone for the time and are told "half past" or "quarter past".

Person 1: Excuse me... What time is it?
Person 2: Quarter past.
Person 1: That's clock jargon... Can you tell me what the exact time is please?

by Fairhart January 23, 2017

Japan 'o Clock

The hour in video games where Japanese players are the most active. Expect to get absolutely destroyed by players who are 10x above your skill level.

Friend 1: "Man, we're getting absolutely destroyed by the enemy team every game now!"
Friend 2: "It's more than likely Japan 'o Clock at the moment."

by MysticTactician May 13, 2022

Clock It

A phrase used when arguing or agreeing with someone stating a fact against someone else while being extremely right in the argument.
Or used as saying shut up to someone.

Emma - “Girl that’s why your boyfriend left you for me”
Jasmine - “CLOCK IT”

by anonymous June 19, 2024