dag, check that seemingly innocuous dude with the nasty mouth acting all fredandbarney love child. someone should bam bam on him
by lexicali slim September 26, 2009

Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.
by SUSUGAM October 23, 2005

Child molesters make me sick! Child-molester molesters, on the other hand, make my twat gush like the Nile! ::moan::
by grokyaballz July 13, 2009

Hey Leroy, now the the baby is born are you gonna ask Tiff to marry you? No man, it turns out she was just a child support whore. I already got a summons to appear in court.
by donkeyracer November 3, 2018

An education "PLAN" by Bush, that cuts funding of underperforming schools. what is underperforming? a school with test results under 100%. Schools with test results of 100%:
None
None
Schools with test results under 100%:
All of them.
Children Left Behind:
All
Children benifiting
None
Results of NCLB
USA 49th in literacy
High School diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.
...
All of them.
Children Left Behind:
All
Children benifiting
None
Results of NCLB
USA 49th in literacy
High School diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.
...
by Mediaptera February 15, 2005

by Charles0304 February 9, 2021

A type of monster from genshin that appears under your bed and milks you until you can't breathe and due. It was created from Tartaglia's used tissues and is rapidly running towards your direction. Its diet is based on tuna.
by kagehara June 22, 2023
