Church

Used in conjunction with the level of coolness or righteousness of an object, person, action or place.

Dude that (movie/guy/jump/park) was so church.

by ianrules18 May 4, 2009

church

A somewhat useful being in an online shooter game. Usually used in scrims to teamkill. Used for pilot target practive

The favorite game of the Das clan is 'Bomb Church'

by DasChurch September 18, 2003

church bell

to flick ones balls. testicles if u will.

i will church bell your balls if u dont finish this sexx.

by angellllliiiccaaa December 29, 2007

Church Mission

Ejaculating into the key hole of a traditional, old style church.

I went on a church mission last night. It was 2am, I couldn't sleep, I was bored. So I climbed out my bedroom window and edjaculated into the keyhole of the local parish.

by Slugzandtings August 14, 2010

Church tongue

When you eat out a demonic zombie nun inside a church whole she flicks her snake tongue and clasp her hands together.

"Dude, I totally caught church tongue last Easter."

by DarkSide2033 March 24, 2016

Church boat

A nickname for a young woman's genitelia with a lot of pubic hair. A church boat is a narrow and long boat with lot's of paddles. Comes from Finnish but still applies in English.

-Hey, do you have any fetishes?
~Yeah, I'm really into hairy girls if you know what I''m sayin'.
-So, like church boats?
~ Damn right.

by TheRunkkari27 August 19, 2017

Church

To say thank-you to someone.

Jamar: hands Andrew the lighter.
Andrew: Church

by Doc-A-Fella June 25, 2007