Spare change voice

When your girlfriend has been on mad one for days and her voice has finally given. So now you can finally be brave and wind her up properly , as there is no consequence for you current self, but for you future self, of whom you empathize but self destructively cannot save, much like your partners voice.

Shut up with that spare change voice. I didn't care then , and I don't now , setal petal. If you want to use your mouth you can Nosh us off like a good crackhead, as your ears are sick of your own voice box, and that's why it's cut out.

And I swear if your spastic ass hits me one more time, you will Mr Tumble down those stairs.
(Clap between syllables towards her towards the end to add in a little phizaz women love it)

by Pom123 April 8, 2022

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change snatcher

A person, usually a cashier, who purposely shortchanges people, usually by keeping all or a portion of the coins to be returned to a customer after they have overpaid.

A person who deceptively keeps other people's change.

He thinks it's fine to keep my change without asking if it's only a few cents, but I think he's a greedy change snatcher.

by niarbym October 30, 2020

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Nothing is going to change

But only because if you can't get you way that you would rather the kids die.

Hym "Nothing is going to change because if Mentally retarded YouTube GARBAGE (Who are all COINCIDENTALLY IN THERAPY) can't do future crime on the basis of free speech then it's better to just let the kids die. Here's the choice Megyn: I sue my place of work for the harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia OR Child murder? Which one do you pick? There are 2 options. The choice is binary and I can hear you trying to make up a 3rd choice in your head and DID NOT NOR WILL IT EVER stop people from murdering your kids. The ONLY thing that will EVER work is A case by case approach that removes the IMPETUS for the child murder. You chose child murder. You chose it every single day. You want the kids to die and no amount of internet bloviating or tough talk or shows of force is going to keep those fucking kids alive because until you remove the thing I would theoretically kill them over, I have all the motivation in the world. This is what I mean when I say that you're all retarded. The is no such thing as nebulous craziness that make people murder kids. It doesn't exist. But you ARE IN FACT stalking and harassing me and if I don't get justice your kids will get injustice. Just stop LYING. It's that easy. Stop trying to enforce your uppity breeder self-importance by proxy. Do the thing I told you to do."

by Hym Iam August 27, 2025

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Change Sausage

When there are changes to your life that are unexpected and not always wanted and you have to just accept it. A bit like a dick to the face.

John : How's Work?
Peter : It sucks, we have been told we need to stop saying "Yeet" when we throw rubbish in the bin.
John : That does suck, what a horrible Change Sausage.

by Winthorpe the Turd March 29, 2022

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School change room

Now, if u don't know...
I am in 10th grade and attending gym class. Gym is okay, but the change rooms are most likely not.
Let me explain.

For one, the Whole change room smells like total ass with a sweage smell.

Two, there's always clothes just sitting around forgotton about.

Three, ofc the grafitti on the toilet stalls.

Four, rotting food in ppls lockers just left there to ROT and to be forgotton about.

Five, ppl would always spray this fucking axe deodourant all across the room just making it hard for you to breathe, and yes it smells like fucking shit.

Me: hey, is there gym rn?

Classmate: yeah why?

Me: cuz I don't wanna deal with the school change room today, it smells like shit and etc.

Classmate: fr bro.

by The person who rants in words March 17, 2025

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