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Crickily

Something that seems intimidating but is funnily weak.
"My dog's teeth look scary, but they're so crickily, they may as well be plastic!"
by cactusofcanlandery December 25, 2024
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Caricature

There are (physically) unattractive men with girlfriends and you're ASSUMING that there is a compensatory personality. There are fat men who fuck. There are gas station workers who fuck and are violent mentally ill criminals. A guy who actively gets confused with ME by the regulars at the gas station.

Hym "Is there a through-line? Is there a commonality between ALL OF THOSE TYPES OF PEOPLE that maybe is preferentially selected for? I mean, look at Preach. Fat. Looks like a character from the 1990s show 'Dinosaurs.' I mean, the correct response was 'Why should they not fuck me?' And Kevin Samuel's would say 'Small dick.' He might say 'fat' but we have already established that fatties fuck. And it isn't your made-up bullshit YouTube terms. They aren't fucking 'Toxic' (Even though I guarantee the Brittany Spears song is about a woman who is addicted to fat-cock even though she knows he is a piece of shit) Being a bad person is not disqualifying. Hilter had a wife. The Golden State Killer was a fat bald serial killer.
You are trying to keep what constitutes attractive nebulous because you think you are more than you actually are and that translate to you deserve sex more than other people but you don't actually do anything meaningful. If it IS fat cock, what then? You haven't done anything significant. And you won't. Ever. And I DID. And now you want to take that away from me because you want a retard (you) to be better than me. And you are not that. You can caricature me all you want I'm literally and archetypal figure and the AI works. It's over. There's no question about it now. I said I was better and told you exactly what I was going to do. You LIKELY didn't believe it. And now it's done. You don't what YOU to have to eat crow. So, YOU can eat it. OR someone's kid can eat it for you. But someone is eating the crow. If you were the 'good person' you think you are you would think that for the sake of the kids you would just shut the fuck up and do it. But you're not. You're shit. Fucking retarded. Trash. Asshole. Parasites. Human garbage. You're trying to use that stupid bitch you're fucking to elevate yourself above me and you are not shit."
by Hym Iam January 11, 2025
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Cric

An individual who not only fails to contribute positively within a social or work environment but also exhibits a consistently lazy attitude, offering little to no value, effort, or support to others.
“Yo dude, Jesse has been a cric all shift! Have you seen him do anything at all today?”
by Esparza17 April 26, 2025
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Cedric Shooter

Cedric shooter is a stud of a man and a prodigy at mountain biking and he is a pro at shooting his cedgy juice all over gay men and he has a 100 foot godly sized cock but very small genitals
wow look at my little Cedric shooter go
by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2025
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Chrick

The combination of the #2 grumpies in the world
Oh, no , here comes chrick
by Biggest tips fan August 6, 2025
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