soul cancer

When something makes you cringe so bad it gives you stage 4 soul cancer.

"Your post gave me soul cancer"
or
"Your post gave me stage 4 soul cancer"

by User666999 February 16, 2017

Cancer

A less deadly version of AIDS

You: Bro, I just got diagnosed with cancer.
Friend: Hey man, it could be worse, you could get the true form, AIDS

by J_sh April 24, 2009

cancer

A common disease in Western culture, due to vital vitamin B17 deficiency. B17 is banned in the US by the FDA.

Apricot & apple seeds prevent cancer.

by LookUpWatergate August 13, 2011

Cancer

Often used on the internet, cancer is a term given to anything shitty or annoying. The word "Aids" is also used in the same fashion, but doesn't have the same effect. Usually the word "fucking" comes before it in most uses.

-People with fucking minecraft bookbags are cancer.
-I hate golf, it's absolute fucking cancer.
-No, of course not, that's fucking cancer.

by can sir August 13, 2015

Canter

Act of inhaling 30 inches of vacuum through one's mouth

We just drew a Canter on that condenser

by Thursday98 December 24, 2017

Cahner

Cahner is the name of rare beauty. Its very rarely that you find a girl named this. And almost 90% of the time she is beautiful in her own way. Guys cant help but stop and stare because her beauty is so confusing to them.

"cahner"

by mandy mits March 20, 2009

cancer dick

a penis that looks like it is on the verge of death

Tommy made the observation that Saroo had a cancer dick during a recent trip to Chicago.

by Tommy Strange January 1, 2011