A contraption consisting of an empty paper towel tube, two pieces of paper towel and an empty pen. Stuffing a piece of paper towel in one end and placing a live mouse inside and closing off the opposite end with paper towel wrapped around empty pen to allow air flow into the chamber. Take four hits of marijuana and blow into the mouse bong.
Dude; What are you blowing pot smoke into, Man?
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
Man; Mouse bong.
Dude; Wtf?
Man; Watch this (blows pot smoke into device, unstuffs one end of mouse bong to release dizzy mouse)
Dude; Fuck!
by Bauxb October 31, 2017
Get the mouse bongmug. A large woman lifts up a significantly smaller man and performs the rusty trombone. Literally holding the penis as the top of the funnel might be, and treating the asshole like end of the tube.
I quaffed six cherry coke and rums, induced vomit, closed my eyes, opened them, met an amazon looking woman, got in her car, and and when I come to, I'm being used as a human beer bong. Better than a blumpkin, I think
by Steak Salad December 18, 2012
Get the Human Beer Bongmug. by gramaticon July 20, 2008
Get the cieling mounted bongmug. by Sterling Sykes May 23, 2021
Get the London Bongmug. An old Nigerian Asian once had a 1,000 fold BONG. He always hit it so hard that everyone in the world could hear. It has been passed down from generation to generation until now. Now a worthy Nigerian Asian has proven himself to be worthy and he will be challenged to hit the traditional bong.
by no u92687 October 30, 2017
Get the traditional bongmug. by Vidaa locaaa gomez March 3, 2017
Get the bong diggitymug. 