doc blocker

n. Government official, celebrity spokesperson or ‘friend’ who stands between an ill person and needed medical care.

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How did that moronic doc blocker obtain a powerful say in issues far beyond his ken?

by gnostic3 December 20, 2025

To pull a Becker

to spill water frequently, most likely on a table.

To pull a Becker:

Dude, why the hell do you keep spilling water?

I don't know, maybe my last name changed to Becker.

by AwsomeAndy March 11, 2010

middle line backer for the mustaches

a beastly girl with a happy trail and moustache

bill: ugh look at that beastly girl
pete:huh shes a middle line backer for the mustaches

by jayfeather123 June 22, 2010

Penis-Looker Blocker

This high tech device revolutionized the privacy in Men's bathrooms. This device is usually a plastic or metal wall located between urinals to prevent another male from seeing a fellow comrade's penis.

Bob: Dude the guy in the bathroom was totally eying my sausage!!

Jim: Well next time use a urinal with a Penis-Looker Blocker

by Dr. Punaranktash September 22, 2011

douche cock blocker

A person who surpasses an asshole and interferes with getting dick.

JJJ was such a douche cock blocker as he pissed all over my bathroom while I was trying to get in her pants.

by Pcmodmom July 22, 2017

doing a Becker

make a claim that you are doing a good programm, but nobody is able to proof it.

"Woman love me because I am doing a good programm!" - Oh c´mon nobody believes you, you are doing a Becker.

by JimPanse November 6, 2020

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022