free boat rides 

Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.

e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"

Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"

free boat rides by flushawaytpp March 4, 2019

Pizza Boat 

You got it all wrong guys. Most amazing invention ever.

Bob: Hey lets get a pizza boat
Jimmy: :)))))))))))))))))

Pizza Boat by Little Alchemy 2 definition May 31, 2020

Taking a boat to the moon 

Crazy

Person 1:I think that I'll have a Sasquatch for lunch today
Person 2:Dude, are you taking a boat to the moon?

Taking a boat to the moon by Whatamisupposedtoputhere July 24, 2010

gravy in the boat 

a different spin on the term "all good". Everything is peachy, and fine.

Hey, you totally pulled a Weatherington but it's all gravy in the boat.

gravy in the boat by tdubs35 May 6, 2011

row boat 

Raping a 400 pound woman from behind thus making her flailing arms appear like oars: big, meaty oars.

Boy #1: Hey lets go to the diabetic clinic and pole the row boat.
Boy #2: Okay, but I call the one with the neck waddle and the super fupa.

row boat by pbrgirl October 4, 2005

Sailing Your Boat 

There are Different Stages to Sailing Ones Boat.
Similar to the Bases in Baseball.
If you go all the way around the world, well guess what, you've had sex.
The other stages are up to you. You can pretty much make it up and Elaborate as you wish.

"Dude, last night at the dance Eve almost sailed her boat, thank god the Coast Guard was there."

"So, are you sailing your boat this weekend?"
"Ya, but were just going to an Island off the coast"*Wink Wink*

"You Let Your Anchor Up?!?!?! You Slut!"

Sailing Your Boat by Kortney J May 14, 2007

rock the boat

v. to get something going (to get the party started)

"Yeah can we rock the boat or something? This is taking forever!"

rock the boat by dougie3 July 3, 2007