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Phone Blind

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it
When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind
by Katy Pig October 7, 2018
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Crayola blind

The condition of not being able to distinguish between colors any more distinct than the 8 colors found in the original Crayola Crayons 8 pack.

This is not a disability in the same way as color blindness(though that can be part of it), it is more of a lack in vocabulary or interest.

This condition is found mostly in men, and can be spotted when they refer to teal as green, tangerine as orange, or azure as blue.
Usage:
(in traffic)
Boyfriend: "Hey look over there, that guys picking his nose."
Girlfriend: "Where?"
Boyfriend: "In that red car."
Girlfriend: "That car is burgundy."
Boyfriend: "Sorry I'm Crayola blind."
by SoBoard September 11, 2013
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Blind Fish

Another term for eggy bread. Used mainly by scousers, cause we are cool like that!
Do us a favour and stick some blind fish in with me full english would ya!
by Katie_NH April 6, 2008
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blindness pro max

Can be abbreviated as bp+.
The action of urinating, taking a shit, farting, burping, yelling loudly, or orgasming to escape or avoid a situation. Usually used to stop watching a dirty video your friends are showing you.
Person 1: Pffff, look at this
Person 2: no i dont wanna see that dirty shit
Person 2: *shits himself*
Person 1: dude, did you just blindness pro max my ass?
by gay paintbrush monokuma November 1, 2021
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short deaf and blind

yes cameron is short deaf and blind
by useyourrealnameyoushould October 12, 2022
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Hindsight is Blinding

Basicly same thing as hingsight is 20/20 but a more educated response. If you know this term your mind has a very wide range of

Intellect.
by KingRy May 11, 2025
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