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15th birthday

The most boring birthday ever. 15 is a pointless age to be because there’s not really much you can do at this age. You’re still not old enough to drive or get a job and it’s like being 14 all over again. You don’t have the same opportunities that 16 year olds do, so if you’re turning 15, I feel bad for you.
14 year old: “Bro, my 15th birthday is coming up. I’m so hyped rn”

16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless
by TEEGUY December 31, 2024
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My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday

Hey people so this is for my aunt anyway,Hallo Aunt Pammy I love you!!! happy Birthday you are amazing and although you can be annoying you make it up by leaving us alone to calm down.There are many flaws about everybody in this world and there are people with more than other but you are one with a small amount of flaws and even though it may not seem like it I love you more than Eric,Mommy, And Grammy combined!I love you sooooooo much
My Aunt Pammy:For Her Birthday:Hey! That was only so I can post this!!!
by Tree_Forest November 12, 2018
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Birthday

The day I wanna be happy and satisfied with but I never managed it. Also, a day for which I really hope and expect that everyone will be kind to me.
Day when I want to see my friends but it turns out to day, when I realize that I don't have friends
ME: Hey, do you want to come to my birthday celebration IN 3 WEEKS?
EVERYONE: I can't, but I'll remember to congratulate you

*birthday*
They didn't remember congratulating me.
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Can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch

Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
Is it any surprise how badly he did? That idiot can't light a birthday candle with a blowtorch.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
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Birthday Hole

When a female allows a man to put it in her arse but only upon his birthday.
She's waddling today, he must have used the birthday hole.
by SparTow March 9, 2022
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KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020

Kieran is a cool underrated guy! It’s his 15th birthday and that’s sound so hey kieran it’s me have a good day! If you see this send it to the groupchat
HEY ITS KIERAN CRUMPS BIRTHDAY 2020
by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020
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Lesbian Birthday

The saddest shit you ever saw.
Ezekiel :" Dude "
my buddy Steve's wife talked him in to adopting a bunch of vietnamese kids , and they had to get rid of Steve's man-cave .... and his dog that he's had his whole life ....and, she made him give up his special edition star wars figures so the kids could play with them." "He said every day he wishes he would die in his sleep."
"because death would be better than this hell he has to live in"....
Then he said he prays every night "please God take me from this torment I cannot bear another day looking at my stupid wife and these damn children."

Tobias:....damn dude , his life looks like a lesbian birthday party.
by Djentile March 13, 2019
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