"Don't make me behoove you."
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Get the Senior Behemoth mug.An organ which resides inside the brain that responds to all input with simple, raw emotions. Output of the behavior pump is usually mediated by the higher functioning of the neocortex.
by Nathan Esch June 15, 2008
Get the Behavior Pump mug.In other words, if you hang out too long on da local pub-stools tossing down tall frothies, you will likely end up "cooling off" in jail after participating in one or more drunken brawls, staggering about in public, committing an OUI offense, etc.
Ethan Couch's infamous drunk-driving event didn't even happen as a result of his being in a tavern --- i.e., he boozed it up while partying at a friend's house --- but he still wound up in a similar "behind bars = behind bars" situation.
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Get the behind bars = behind bars mug.Also known as BBF. Your bad behavior friend lives on the other side of the country and you rarely talk other than by email or text now so you can confide your deepest secrets, desires and transgressions with no shame!
You both are surrounded by people that you hide the true extent of your sickness from and therefore have only each other to let your guard down with.
You both are surrounded by people that you hide the true extent of your sickness from and therefore have only each other to let your guard down with.
After a night of dancing, Meg found herself secretly having drunk sex with her best friend's boyfriend. Meg went for lunch the next day with her best-behavior friend Rachel and when Meg recounted her night to Rachel, the sexual elements were removed. But when she texted her bad-behavior friend later all the sweaty details were there!
by AndyHay March 10, 2010
Get the Bad-Behavior Friend mug.When a person opens their phone and nonchalantly clicks on the TikTok app, unknowing they will be watching video after video for a minimum of 1 hour. This behavior can cause physical harm as well, some symptoms being laughing so hard you strain a muscle, or crying and causing chronic red eye. When you are finally free, you go make a sandwich and repeat the previous steps.
Hey Girl, watch this tiktok, it's so funny! It's about this kid, and he---
Fiona: Yeah, I know, he ruined his moms pork chops and said "Look! It's salt and pepper, I DID A GOOD JOB." Yeah, I watched about 15 times turing one of my TikToxic Behavior episodes..
Fiona: Yeah, I know, he ruined his moms pork chops and said "Look! It's salt and pepper, I DID A GOOD JOB." Yeah, I watched about 15 times turing one of my TikToxic Behavior episodes..
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