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Shaving my green beard

Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.
Person A: My grandfather was King Henry VIII.
Person B: Really? And I'm shaving my green beard.
by Bobbity Bob Bobbert August 22, 2011
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blue beard

A person, usually male, with multiple partners.
A player, or not.
You shave off a read beard and become a blue beard.

I dumped his sorry arse after I found out he was a blue beard.
by Nards OTC August 14, 2007
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Beardo

A man (or woman) who wears a bushy beard and also happens to sleep in parking lots. Beardos typically have strong feelings for their beard.
Worker 1: Who's is that guy with the bushy red beard sleeping in the office parking lot every time I go for lunch??

Worker 2: Oh, he's a beardo! Take great care around him or you risk getting punched by his beard!
by Ninja-neer March 16, 2011
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beardo

a hipster with a big ol', unruly, full-facial beard (and usually wearing a hoodie or knit hat)
Me: The gastropub in Fishtown was so filled with beardos we had to leave.
You: With what???
Me: You know - bearded hipsters wearing hoodies, and (even though they're hanging in a "gastropub") drinking PBR & Miller High Life.
by salthebeardo March 1, 2009
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bearded hatchet wound

I ain't goin' near that bearded hatched wound!
by B-Doe July 29, 2005
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line beard

1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"
by chauncey July 20, 2004
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beardsley

A rather large woman that has a beard.

A mythical beast that resides in cool moist places and has 5 o clock shadow at 8 AM and is of the female species. Musk is produced in the genital regions and is the most pungent odor known to man. It has been said that the Beardsley totes a Pantry with massive quantities of high caloric food. In rare instances the Beardsley will burp or scratch at her leathery skin producing a grainy, dry sound. It has been reported that the Beardsley has more chest hair than an Italian man. Recent research has shown that uncontrollable body dandruff is also a key feature of a Beardsley.
I saw a Beardsley buying a Mach 3 Turbo today!!
by Breather February 20, 2007
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