A really fucking hot and cool person. Every lady and man wants him and he gets bitches. He attracts all catboys and femboys despite being one himself. If you don't want Rivers, who the fuck do you even want ????
by Randynut October 26, 2025
Get the Riversmug. by brooklyn rivers gay September 26, 2019
Get the brooklyn riversmug. I got drunk last night and hit Taco Bell with the girl from the bar. Then we went back to my place for a 69 that turned in to a floppy river.
by Floppy River Boatman July 29, 2023
Get the floppy rivermug. River is such a attractive girl. She is the best girlfriend ever and best friend ever. River can be jealous at times because she has trust issues but loves all her friends.
by kat123453 November 23, 2021
Get the Rivermug. The name River means this person has big ears and earth gripping feet, usually has a busted cut and bad joint pain resulting in a hitch in their wrists and also in the lower body (I.e. knees) People named river are typically underdeveloped from their mental capacity to their physical features and are less likely to play any sports at a high level (aka D1). “Rivers” are always right hand dominant and can therefore not go left.
by Dragon Hunter 76 July 14, 2022
Get the Rivermug. by thecovensystem November 23, 2021
Get the Rivermug. 