Old Fashioned Bastard

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition

1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!

by u8wood March 23, 2005

Shaggy Fat Bastard

A large man with a shaggy beard that is extremely obiese and is a gruff motherfucker. He also goes by the name miglockclock and his real name is Mr. Mighlaughlin or some shit. -Love, your fans from pierson Miglockcolck asshole shaggy fat bastard anal sex

Shaggy Fat bastard is Mr. Nichols' bitch and he eats out his asshole

by Bob December 14, 2003

Clog-Wearing Bastard

People who like the colour orange, weed, and despite not having English as a first language, are very fluent in it.

"If we lose to them clog-wearin bastards again I will not be happy"

by J April 16, 2005

Cookie Bitch-Bastard

Any really stupid person who steals my cookies.

"You cookie bitch-bastard! I can't believe you would do that! I'm going to cry now."

by .jessica. AKA Agent Mothman February 19, 2006

bastardization of death metal

The derogatory word for Deathcore, This implies that the genre sucks.

generic person - ZOMG!!11!1!!one!!!HEY LISTEN TO THIS DEATHCORE BAND you cant understand what they're saying but the breakdowns are awesome!!!

generic person 2 - what the hell this is a bastardization of death metal!!!

by death maker July 04, 2009

Indie skinny bastard

An Indie boy looking like an anorexic girl. Often outrageously hot. Most of them are in an unsigned indie band or plan to be and are that skinny because of their 'alternative' way of life which consists in drinking, taking drugs, going out and starting all over again the next day.
They wear extremely tight clothes and skinny jeans so everyone can see how hot and skinnny they are, so all the people around can feel fat.

'hey check out that hot indie chick over there'
'na thats an indie skinny bastard'
'OMG he's well hot, u think he's bi?'

by amanta April 23, 2006

Evil Bastard with pickle

1, Person who is evil... and has a pickle.
2, User/eater of pickle, who is evil
3, George Biggs

"Oh my god, george is coming, he's such an evil bastard with pickle."
"Jesus feckin christ look at that evil bastard with pickle."

by Lord Beaner January 21, 2009