Cheeky Bash

The act of briefly leaving a specified task to masturbate, with the aim of relieving sexual tension or frustration; but in the knowledge they must return to said task within a short time period.

Richard: "Hey, you coming out tonight?"
Anand: "Yeah, will just be a sec. Going for a quick cheeky bash."

by penispenispenis1 November 4, 2010

two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches

Joe Vitale aka two timing skunk bastard

by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010

kiss a baseball boy day

on october 25, girls it is your day to kiss a baseball boy ;)

hey baseball boy, it’s kiss a baseball boy day let’s make out

by ogmanghoe October 20, 2019

Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.

CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.

by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005

Basic Bitch

The opposite polarity of hipster, apparently just as hated.

J: Basic Bitch? What the fuck?
M: It's just another way for judgemental people to be cunts about other judgemental people.
J: *sigh* Basic Bitch.. now I have it in my head.
M: Yeah....

by thatwasjusttheworst October 9, 2014

Baslfaw

Replacement for fuck that your parents won't get mad at you about.

You - "BASLFAW" I just stubbed my toe!"
Mom - *Laughs* "Oh you"

by Jobodoboberry May 25, 2010

Basic Denver Bro

Male. Aged 19-35. Drives an old SUV, Toyota Tacoma, or other "utilitarian" vehicle. Claims to love craft beer though may or may not be able to discern the difference between a porter and a stout. Likely climbs, skis, snowboards, or mountain bikes. Maybe all four. Will not hesitate to to brag about said sports 'superior aesthetic,' and will probably overstate his accomplishments, leading you to believe he understands what he is talking about. Believes that his zest for life, above average intellect, and moderately handsome profile makes him truly unique, thereby entitling him to regurgitate humble-brag exaggerated stories of adventure/accomplishments to you. His nicest garments are flannel.

Girl: Did you see all the Basic Denver Bros at the bar? I got asked 32 times to go climbing and get a beer after.

by Obi commode-y January 6, 2015