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Magical_Balde

Twitter/X user that is a Barcelona fan and owns all his jobless mutuals (especially Vardrid fans).

Joined Twitter years ago but still yet to take an L.

Considered to be the best Twitter user oat due to his incredible takes week in and week out.

He will be there when Barcelona win the sextuple in the 2024/25 season
Who is the best Twitter user oat? Magical_Balde

"Own him Walde"
"cook him Walde"
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Will Baldeon

Will is a great guy who likes listening to Spotify. If you meet this guy, say hi.
Will Baldeon is a cool guy.
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Banana Bald-Cock

A term to describe the act of vertical cutting along the urethra from the base of the top-hand side of the penis to the base of the bottom-hand side of the penis, then proceeding the peel the skin from the muscle of the penis down to either side, creating a banana-ish looking penis head.
Man I really hate that guy Peter, we should give him the ol' banana bald-cock to teach him a lesson.
by 0dayssinceilastqueefed January 15, 2025
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mentally bald

when people are funny, they can't have anything on their heads so when they are being funny they are mentally bald.
Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson make a good comedy pairing because they're both mentally bald as well.
by Pneumococcal0 April 15, 2025
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National Bald Day

May 21st is national bald day, share this with your favorite bald day
by Imedriac May 21, 2025
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El Baldico

Football term referring to any match between teams whose managers/coaches are bald, with examples of bald managers including but not limited to Pep Guardiola, Zinedine Zidane Nuno Espirito Santo, Erik Ten Hag, Arne Slot, Enzo Maresca, Max Allegri, Stefano Pioli

Examples of El Baldico include:

Man City (Pep Guardiola) vs Man Utd (Erik Ten Hag) 2022-2024
Liverpool (Arne Slot) vs Man City (Pep) 2024-present
Chelsea (Enzo Maresca) vs Liverpool (Slot) or City (Pep) 2024-present
Who will be outed as the bald fraud in tonight's El Baldico? Find out on TNT Sports
by weirdyrandommetal1977 July 16, 2025
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Go Bald

To stop posting for any negative reason. (i.e. cancelled, died, etc)
by bellapepper September 9, 2025
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