breakfast and ape

A silly way to talk about breakfast

Redners Ricky: what should we do?
Daniel: Lets have breakfast and ape❗️❗️
Redners Ricky: yess im hungry anyway

by bruhv February 10, 2022

Bloody Ape

An act in which a black person has really long fingernails and fingers a girl and therefore makes her bleed.

Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.

by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019

Ape Iron

Ape Iron is a very overused and versatile term and as such has many definitions:

(a) The salacious sexual act of having an absurdly sharp metal item inserted into any lower orifice

(b)Incredibly hairy junk, when the bush engulfs the penis whilst it is hard as iron

(c) A very hairy flamboyantly gay Canadian iron worker, resembles Cro-Magnum
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(d) also very hairy Rons

(e) A very hardworking hippie that works in the Albertan Oil Sands

Ex: Want to go hunt some fags down at the queer bar?

nah its a bunch of Bears and Apeirons( Ape-Rons)

Ex: I have trouble walking because of my experience with Ape Irons

by HapyCampr August 25, 2018

APS

Anus Penetration System

Your mother likes APS.

by MegaCZE October 9, 2017

Ap

cutest ever, my soulmate, the absolute love of my life.

His charm is too extreme to resist, he's such an Ap!

by pretentiousass November 24, 2021

ape

in *volleyball legends*, apeing is when you spike the ball way too much and dont let anyone else hit it.

"stop being a ape and let me set"

by senpaisosugoi June 22, 2025

AP

To be a prudent asshole.

“You are really bringing some AP Vibes”

by HopelessSunKiss March 15, 2022