Anti-Science

The dismissal of science and mainstream science views. Anti science is often shamed by society.

I swear if anti-science takes over the world I will yahoo off the Empire State Building

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 13, 2022

Anti-cockwise

In a given activity, women will be expected to go first.

1. Given that the starting order was anti-cockwise, Jane was confident she could maintain the lead.

2. John, being polite, preferred to take an anti-cockwise approach to social situations.

by ChrisO_D January 6, 2007

Anti-Kink

Something that one finds the opposite of kinky, and/or finds sexually repulsive.

I don't like media of "sexy" vampires, as vampires are one of my anti-kinks. They're dead, really old, and probably also racist (probably). Who'd want to fuck that?

by Chimera46 May 6, 2020

anti-wife

A roommate who's domestic habits are so trifling and to such an extent as to prevent any relationship from ever progressing to the point of being classified as a long term or committed relationship. Thereby said roommate prevents any possibility of a relationship from ever migrating to co-habitation or marriage so long as he/she is in the same residence.

Friends are talking about Leo's roommate moving out. Leo says, "Now I will be able to settle down, or at least bring a woman home. Although, I think I'm going to miss my anti-wife." We ask wtf is an anti-wife... and well I think I got real close to the answer.

by JCCoppertop January 27, 2011

anti-friend

One who acts as if they are your best friend, but when asked non-surface level questions, refuse to answer.

An anti-friend will also ask you to divulge all your deepest secrets, then go behind your back and tell everyone.

Friend John: Dude, who did you fuck this weekend?
Friend Steven: Fuck you man, i don't kiss and tell.
Friend John: But, I thought we were best friends... you're being an anti-friend.

by kranzenator February 20, 2012

Anti-noon

Anti-noon is the preferred term for "midnight" when speaking to the Baddest-Ass MoFo on the planet, Baron Luke Robert von Steinke. It was coined by him while speaking to his partner-in-Badassery, Lord Andrew Barnetticus the Drifty. Use with EXTREME CAUTION. Over-use can lead to the abuser being know as an anti-poon.

Dude, I work second shift, from four 'till Anti-noon.

by Jollyroger1210 October 21, 2010

Anti-Theist

A silly person who thinks that it's stupid to believe in an "invisible sky man" but at the same time gripes about how he or she has a problem with sky daddy's character. Like cmon, if you really dont believe in god, stop worrying about him.

Mrs smith: *rants about how god is evil*

Bella: I thought mrs smith was an atheist?

Darren: Nah, she's more than that. She's a silly anti-theist who makes God out to be her personal boogeyman, despite the fact that she herself said that he's not real.

by LegendaryPhoenix January 26, 2023