Anal Tea

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.

Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.

by ShamUD69 July 13, 2015

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anal bop

when you bend a bitch over, pull off her panties, stick your tongue out so it is firm, then penetrate her pooper with your tongue going in and all the way out repetitively. this can also be done with your meat pistol as well.

damn bro you must have anal bopped that bitch last night. i herd he was shitting pancakes for the rest of the week

by captain gongshow October 15, 2013

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Anal August

A challenge where for the entire month of august, all sex has to be anal

Man: wanna have sex?
Man's GF:yea, anal or normal?
Man: anal
Man's GF: why?
Man: It's anal august. ALL sex has to be anal during anal august
Man's GF: Come on then... Get your clothes off!

by emerex56 March 1, 2020

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Pretend Anal

When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.

She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.

by Ass Master Mumford October 9, 2015

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