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Adam Lawson

Adam is truly eye candy, even if he disagrees.

He got the most cutest smile, even when he denys it.
He's a sunshine, to all the people around him.
He's a funny guy, might watch out, he's got some memes in his pocket.
He's hot, cute, gorgeous, funny, adorable, nice, smart, kind and sweet.
smol bean/bean, nah smoll coffee bean.
Yeet Yeet 💕

These are facts!

He's a also the best boyfriend.

(The gif symbolis how adorable he is (;
, it's just a big oof seeing how cute he is)
-person 1: have you seen adam lawson? Well he's got the cutest smile in the whole world!
-person 2: I know. He's also really funny and kind.
-person 3: shrek

-UwU: PIZZA TIME
by Eggo Neko November 7, 2018
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Adam's girlfriend

Refers to the type of girl who your friend goes out with who appears vanilla, boring and a basic bitch. Often found to be going out with a good looking guy who could do alot better.
Oh wow, have you seen his new girlfriend?! It looks like he went for Adam's girlfriend. I wonder if he has to light candles before they can have sex?
by flakeflair July 16, 2018
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Adam Small

A man aged beyond his years...Also, know as GrandAdam Small
Adam Small: I'm going to bed
Everyone else: It's 8pm!
by MdgH September 7, 2018
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Adam Zohdy

The guy who gets friend-zoned by every girl in the world. He gets friend-zoned by his wife on their wedding night.

Someone who is so deep in the friendzone that they don't realize what not being in the friendzone is like.
Damn bro..I bet she gonna Adam Zohdy him tonight
Ohhh hell nah bro, did she just Adam you for the second time

JEEZ, this girl is weird, she Adams every guy within seconds
by Boingboin June 6, 2018
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Adam Ondrej

Name and surname of blonde, tall Slovak man in his 30s. He lives in Šaca - suburb of Baghdad. Possibly suffers dual personality disorder. During the day, while sober he is pretty funny and friendly guy named Adam. After the dark - when drunk enough - the alter-ego named Ondrej emerges and tales are being made.
Once I was drinking with Adam Ondrej and after the bar closed we ended up in gypsy settlement trying to find a three-legged dog.
by FrancisVanGhor January 18, 2023
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Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.
"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."
by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023
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Amy Adams

A six-time Oscar nominee, actor, singer, dancer, and producer. Every Gen-Z girl's childhood idol. A screaming meme on Twitter.
Amy Adams was snubbed for Arrival and Sharp Objects.
by wcnderstrvcks January 27, 2023
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