when you're first learning to use a gun, so you hold it wrong and break your own nose from holding it wrong. the idiot mark is the dent in your face from the gun hitting it
by slingshotmeow April 01, 2018
by Walking Lie August 05, 2021
When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.
Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.
by TravWilly August 01, 2020
Hey look over there you cock sucking son of a bitch.
What is it you Piece of Shit?
Theres an Idiot party at that house.
Cool, I love Tables.
What is it you Piece of Shit?
Theres an Idiot party at that house.
Cool, I love Tables.
by That_Guy_With_A_Really_Long_Na December 29, 2009
seems to think freedom of speach is a licence to write whatever old nonsense he or she likes, yet doesnt grant this luxury to anyone who dares disagree with them. Harbours some pretty abhorrent views on minorities, but usually stops short of actually admiting their true feelings. Gets incredibly angry when reading sensationalised tabloid headlines, believes everything they have ever been told by anyone. Trys to end debates with "well thats your view!!!!!", probably punctuates posts with an insane amount of smilies
arrrgghh! I saw a muslim (well he looked muslim :-) :-( ) park in a disabled bay today, with his bleedin boyfriend!!!!!!! :-()()()()( :-xxxx I DONT KNOW WHY WE DONT JUST GO AND LIVE IN RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!! the forum idiot
by baggadagger44444 March 25, 2010
consists of the prefix "nick" usually involving suffixes such as "starks" and "sherrill". tends to do stupid things. isn't familiar with the words "brain" "heart" or "noggin"
by s0megurl May 17, 2011
"That fucking idiot over there, see him? He's called Bogleech and he butts in to shit all the time and he doesn't know left from fucking right."
by Big Bad Judas May 10, 2015