poon wound

any injury that will increase your chances of getting laid by a girl, any injury that will incure women to feel sorry for you and get there panties wet

Dude, did that guy just get punched in the face for trying to save a puppy, thats the ultimate poon wound. I was just shot after beating ten men with my bare hands, this is a great poon wound

by leesterthe2nd November 21, 2011

Poon pop

The act of smacking or punching a pussy also known as a vaginal hole for the pleasure of your significant other.

Julie begged me to give her a poon pop during fore play.

by Clark gwold December 12, 2024

phat poon

when you take a fat shit on a girls chest, she then proceeds to lick it and picks it up, rams her fist up your arse crevasse putting it back up there.

me and my girl phat pooned yesterday
I really enjoy a phat poon
my grandma decided to phat poon with my dad yesterday

by Johnny sins 12 incher January 26, 2021

bridge poon

The span or gap between a fit womans legs allowing air to flow and circulate between and around the vagina. Resulting in a tasty treat.

Look at the chick over there! That bridge poon is wide enough for an 18 wheeler.

by Your mothers ass April 19, 2014

Poon Haggler

A person, usually a male unless homosexual, collects plenty of women and hogs them from the other men

The Jamaican to all the nice african women from Niger, and none of the Ethiopian taxi cab drivers could get some poon, there he is a poon haggler

by tankbanger November 15, 2012

Pooning

When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.

Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.

by Joenah cuhpoor April 3, 2025

Out-poon

To bed more women than your fellow males

Damn, he’s at it again! Johnny out-poons any of us and he has a bad back and no personality!

by Golden Hexagon May 6, 2024