Mouse

A life form that screams when hungry or wants hugs. Has magic powers and can turn into a loaf of bread or a donut.

That punk Mouse is angry again.

by Babbyx December 14, 2021

Mouse

A rodent somewhat smaller than a rat.

Whenever she was around, I would feel like the 4'11" guy in school or at work, almost like a mouse in church. Then when she would go away I would remember that she wasn't all powerful like God or the messiah, she might even be trying bully me.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Mouse

A rodent somewhat smaller than a rat.

Whenever she was around, I would feel like the 4'11" guy on his first day of school or work, I couldn't get in a rhythm, it was like being a mouse in church, then I'd remember she wasn't all-powerful like God or the messiah, she might even be trying to bully me.

by The Original Agahnim December 27, 2021

Sexy Mickey Mouse

Sexy ass Mickey Mouse. End of November fun.

"Why did you nut in November."
"Oh, my b, it was sexy Mickey Mouse."

by The Guy from MN November 16, 2021

Mouse

Small animal

Mouses are small and fast

by tillygreen March 18, 2022

Mouse packing

A small/short guy packing a huge dick.

Yo my friend is dating this 4 foot dude but lucky her, he's mouse packing.

by Psychegpool March 28, 2022

Dead Mouse

A well intentioned gift that is unappreciated, disgusting to, or disliked by its target audience (like when a cat gives you a dead mouse).

“She told him to bring alcohol and he brought fireball because he didn’t know it makes her sick… it was a total dead mouse.”

“I gave them a hug because they were crying but I didn’t know they hate being touched, dead mouse on my part!”

by MY PIE IS BETTER THAN YOURS. March 28, 2022