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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
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Warm minute

Obama was in office for a warm minute
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McMillion Minute

An unusual amount of time that is undetermined to be waiting on a teammate to ready up in any xbox game.
Holy shit McMillion are you goin to take a McMillion Minute to ready the fuck up so we can play.

McMillion “I thought I was readied up im sorry guys”
by TastyRage December 25, 2019
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Military Minute

A denomination of time equal to 59 regular seconds.
Person 1: are you ready yet?

Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.

Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.

Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
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Rosie minute

A unit used when measuring time, deceivingly longer than an actual minute. Used to trick people into believing something will end shortly (ie. a minute) in order to get you to complete a task, yet often takes 2-3 times longer.
Bruce: I was ploughing away for ages so I asked her if she was about to come, and she said 'in a minute.'
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
by seanywester December 12, 2012
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Last minute Nelly

Last minute Nelly acchosts close to the deadline.
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Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.
by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023
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