Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes
Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release
by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

by Veganhulk August 9, 2022

An unusual amount of time that is undetermined to be waiting on a teammate to ready up in any xbox game.
Holy shit McMillion are you goin to take a McMillion Minute to ready the fuck up so we can play.
McMillion “I thought I was readied up im sorry guys”
McMillion “I thought I was readied up im sorry guys”
by TastyRage December 25, 2019

Person 1: are you ready yet?
Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.
Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.
Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.
Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.
Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.
by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022

A unit used when measuring time, deceivingly longer than an actual minute. Used to trick people into believing something will end shortly (ie. a minute) in order to get you to complete a task, yet often takes 2-3 times longer.
Bruce: I was ploughing away for ages so I asked her if she was about to come, and she said 'in a minute.'
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
Sean: How much longer did it take?
Bruce: About two more Taylor Swift songs.
Sean: More like a Rosie minute then.
by seanywester December 12, 2012

by ToniRSol August 24, 2021

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
What’s that?
She licked me down under.
by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023
