Emily

A sexy women with big tits at the age of 13, and most likely to date a Ruben

Emily I would have sex with Ruben

by BigDickDave9012 October 14, 2017

Emily

Emily is an all around wonderful person. She has an outgoing, loving, and hilarious personality. Her laugh is contagious, and her smile can warm your heart and brighten your day no matter what’s going on. If you find yourself dating Emily, then congratulations! She’s a one of a kind girl who’s truly beautiful inside and out, and you’re lucky to have her. She’s the sweetest, most loving person you’ve ever met, and her kisses and hugs are better than anything else in the whole world! She’s an incredible girlfriend who makes you feel loved beyond belief and will end up meaning the world to you. Just make sure she’s fed properly. She also has some pretty dank memes!

Dude guy: “listen man”
Dude guy 2: “what’s up?”
Dude guy: “I heard you done got an Emily, man. Is that true, I just wanna know?”
Dude guy 2: “I mean, shit, to be honest with you, man, she’s a... Total Emily, and I’m so lucky to have such a lovely, beautiful, woman in my life”
Dude guy: “oh sick, I’m so happy for you bud.”
Guy in the back seat: “... guys, what’s with the all these bananas?”
Dude guys together: “P o t a s s i u m”

by OpotassiumO June 20, 2018

Emily

Emily is like nails on a chalkboard. I HATE that name and Emily will probably be 16 and pregnant, even though she says she’s a devout Christian. She’ll say you are going to be the first to get pregnant but’s end up pregnant and boyfriend-less. She doesn’t have a boyfriend because she questions everything her boyfriend says and does, and then blames him. If her birthday is between may-July, DUMP THAT BITCH.

emily : why were you talking to my boyfriend?
You: we’re in the same class?
Emily: can you just...not talk to him and be a good friend
You: no?
Emily: whatever

by TheDonaldTrump February 22, 2020

Emily

Emily is an annoying twerp! she is outrageously stupid and ugly. This girl (i mean boi) is a hag. she’s tall like a giant snail. She looks like a box. plain and brown. she classisms she is mexican but really she identifies as a pig. be carful because this pig will eat up. I hate her. spit on any emily’s you see.

isabella: ew emily what a pig *spit*
Emily: Why did you spit on me!

isabella: because you are a hag *slap*

by aggdkdjdbhejrjdjdirhdbdhdh March 9, 2020

emily

she's a great friend and will almost always have your back they're are strong people and are always loving sometimes they might lock you outside but thats okay because you love them

wow you have a friend named emily those people are kinda mean so so cool

by nelli weirdo November 19, 2019

Emily

Emily is an annoying ass bitch. She will take any ounce of attention from you and hold it over your head for the rest of your life. With similar mannerisms and actions that are similar to a serial killer, she wears a big smile on her dead eyed face. She loves easily, and a little too hard. She won’t hang up the phone unless you tell her you love her too. Even if you don’t share your location with her, she’ll find you. Never let an Emily go... not because she’s amazing, but because your life would be at risk.

Person 1: Okay Emily, I’ll talk to you later. Bye.

Emily: Bye I love youuuuu
Person 1: Byee

Emily: Okay, love you!
Person 1:
Emily:
Person 1:
Emily: I lov-
Person 1: LOVE YOU TOO BITCH

by chatiebowbatie November 25, 2019

Emily

Someone who enjoys being very stupid and annoying. She is like that one annoying cousin that you punch. She is also in love with girls so she is lesbo. She likes Olivia Duncan but also likes a Kevin Kim ( but not as much as her girlfriend. She also for some reason enjoys it when esteban penetrates her butthole and then she orgasms about it for a few days. So yes no one like her exept for her girlfriend. She also looks like a Dora that should get deported.

Esteban: hey
Emily: stick it in my butt please

by Baring bot bop April 30, 2019