Milking the cow

When you jizz onto someone's legs then shove the cum back into you penis then cum it out again

Man I really milked the cow last night
ME TOOO!! Milking the cow is fun

by Cool person 5738774 May 21, 2015

cow shit

noun. meaningless, worthless, and voluminous material; esp. written or published material.

The reporter's new book is 347 pages of cow shit about riding around Iraq in humvees.

by Omar Alaadin March 11, 2008

glowing cow

mmmmmmmm..... cheese.....

phillip loves the glowing cow!

by Anonymous May 23, 2003

Purple Cow

While recieving anal sex you squeeze your anus causing your partners penis to become the shade of purple.

Wow! Sally nearly made my dick fall off with that purple cow she threw me.

by purplechokehold December 21, 2009

Purple cow

the best most cool thing in the world. It's a cow and it's purple and it totally rocks my socks to the end of the earth. They eat green grass. They are mad hot.

LOOK A PURPLE COW is falling from the big orange sky! Look at the color contrast between the purple cow and the sky!

by purple cow lover November 14, 2004

FaZe Cow

A Knowner.
He So Known
Bow TO COW
Cow Is Our MASTER

Everyone Will Bow To FaZe Cow

by Wczy June 21, 2013

cow cleanser

n. one who cleans out the vaginal crevices of bovines via oral extraction

In case of a yeast infection, call the cow cleanser.

by Louis Pascal November 1, 2007