large dog that curls up and sleeps like a duck would. It also thinks that it is a lap dog and at times will flap its ears like a duck flaps its wings. It never becomes an adult dog it is always a puppy.
by Zoe Mae February 09, 2010
Duck caru is a bulky duck that has no hair (bold) likes to wear blue shirt that smells like trash. And it is poor with its stinky 20 dollars money. It is fat and have no food to eat so it eat the food in the garbage.
by _SlimzCarufam_ August 31, 2022
Duck 1: Oh look dude I got a notification from Duck Fuckers!
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
Notification- s3xyduckgirl69: Want to have some fun tonight? ;)
Duck 1: ohhhh yes ;)
*Later*
Duck 2: So no plans tonight?
Duck 1: Actually yes, with that girl ;)
Duck 2: Oh guess they are cancelled Im going to be the one having the fun ;)
Duck 1: *shoots himself*
by bL0BbY BiTcH January 28, 2019
The qween of ducks is a girl with blue hair that hides ducks around the school and her name is Jamaica
Kaelon: hey Jamaica what are you doing
Jamaica: im hiding ducks around the school
Josh:ok your majesty
Kaelon: the qween of ducks has risen
Jamaica: im hiding ducks around the school
Josh:ok your majesty
Kaelon: the qween of ducks has risen
by Timmy and friends April 11, 2020
'Robbing the ducks' as in broke, brassic, penniless, destitute, skint, resulting in a lack of nourishment necessitating the plundering of left-over bread from feeding the ducks at the local pond.
This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.
This could also be used to denote extreme desperation as a result of a lack of satisfaction in a certain aspect of ones life requiring the 'scraping of the bottom of the barrel' as an alternative to going completely without.
E.g. 1
Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"
E.g. 2
"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"
E.g. 3
Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."
Friend 'A'; "When was the last time you ate? Are you hungry?"
Friend 'B'; Don't know mate, I'm robbing the ducks!"
E.g. 2
"My mate's dying for a shag bless 'em, they're robbing ducks now!"
E.g. 3
Mate '1'; "How you fixed for cash geezer?"
Mate '2'; "Robbing ducks mate! Tragic."
by DM85 March 17, 2011
Narrator Child: Can you tell me a duck story?
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Me: A duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
by Mr. Eltzroth January 19, 2023
1. A duck that you consider as your friend
2. When you want to write fuck friend but you write duck friend because f is right next to d. The opposite can also be true
2. When you want to write fuck friend but you write duck friend because f is right next to d. The opposite can also be true
by WeAre300_kids May 14, 2022