Catch-69

Noun

The hopeless situation teachers find themselves in when having to use the number 69 in front of students, which will incontrovertibly cause hysterical laughter, wildly inappropriate commentary, and utter chaos in the classroom.

So as not to end up in yet another catch-69, the teacher told her students to turn to the page after page 68.

by Julie Oolie December 6, 2023

69

Mmmm 😒
Nice 😏

Guy 1: Hey dude do you want to have 69 together
Guy 2: sure

by THE1e March 21, 2022

69

A yes, the funny number. The number that has a 6 and a 9 in it. It's known as the funny number because the 9 looking like an upside down 6 or the 6 looking like an upside 9. So at least you know the meaning behind it

I got 69 kids trapped in my basement.

by The 69 guy March 2, 2022

._noobmaster.69

a really cool person

“omg ._noobmaster.69 followed me back”
“lucky”

by user370 September 3, 2021

K-69

When you’re fighting a dog whilst naked and the dog bites your genitals. At which time you spin the dog and bite its genitals in retaliation.

I was fighting a dog at camp last week and ended up in a K-69 until it gave up.

by beest June 3, 2024

Rule 69

when searching up rule 69, you will find images of massive milky wilky titties and massive dicks.

"searches up rule 69 " OMG THAT DICK IS HUGE

by KristianKirbs September 19, 2021

69

It's a number that comes after 68

Bob :"I have 68 cents
Curt:"no you have 69

by EricEffiong March 17, 2020